TarHeel Reader

Philip has just completed and published a TarHeel Reader online book, complete with pictures from his recent vacation. It is entitled "My Maryland Vacation." Check it out here.

Pizza Delivery Man Runs out of Gas at Philip's House

Mom order pizza. Delivery man car gas tank empty, surprise accident. Transportation awful frustrated ugly delivery man. It was small ugly messy furry bumpy long hair. Dressed up ugly. Front car open messy ugly. Dad talk call, back up Jeep, deposit gas can Kroger gas station, easy slow boring crazy transportation. Man was embarrassed awful mad mean. Surprise Dad rescue go take drive. Man was thankful tired happy.

Vacation!

Tomorrow Mom, Dad, Philip we go to Maryland. Road Maryland ride van. Work use brakes lights wipers. Make McDonough road open slow. I want to go have pants, shorts, shirt, shoes, sandals, socks. Use GPS. We are to see family – Grandma Phyllis. Mom Dad Philip ride to see beach . Forward far from home 70 Mph.
The End.

Natalie Dancing

Natalie say "I can throw dance." Use butt, ear, foot, hair, hand, leg, brain, teeth, butt. Hear, see music video. The End.

The Great Flat Tire Adventure

We see Van back tire forward ugly open flat bumpy smooth flat. Dad, Claire, Philip at outside garage in parking lot. Van inside garage. Get out of my face! See use man work ( name I don't know) van forward up. In down back Tire, nail plugged in. Man make work have.

The Great Golf Cart Escapade

Nicole was drive golf cart outside yard. The golfcart drive, slow down, stop. It was bumpy, flat, broken. Quality, blue, red, black, white. Nicole turn off golfcart from out find charger. Very funny crazy. Old stinky hard charger, battery. Nicole cut nails, think, call Dad. Abby so silly. I imagine concentrate know like figure plan fix oil tools carve.

The weather according to Philip

Here is our latest madlib which we did online:

Hello, all you horses and yard sales. I'm Nicole Koehler with the latest weather forecast.

Today a(n) pretty front will be massaging in from Dijibooty and rapping over the northern part of Alabama causing high winds and falling airplanes. ugly clouds will paint the region south of McDonough. Look out for a few pimply showers. If you're planning on going out this evening, be sure to take along a sturdy deodorant . Tonight the skies will pop and temperatures will set.

Tomorrow will be pointy. Temperatures could reach a record Seven billion degrees by noon.