The weather according to Philip

Here is our latest madlib which we did online:

Hello, all you horses and yard sales. I'm Nicole Koehler with the latest weather forecast.

Today a(n) pretty front will be massaging in from Dijibooty and rapping over the northern part of Alabama causing high winds and falling airplanes. ugly clouds will paint the region south of McDonough. Look out for a few pimply showers. If you're planning on going out this evening, be sure to take along a sturdy deodorant . Tonight the skies will pop and temperatures will set.

Tomorrow will be pointy. Temperatures could reach a record Seven billion degrees by noon.