World's Longest Hair

This morning Philip, Melia and Claire made a MadLib together from the Guiness World Records MadLib book. Here it is:

The Longest Hair.

The worlds longest documented hair belonged to Billy Crystal a farmer from France. On Nov. 21, 1997, his hair was unraveled and it was officially measured at 16 feet, 11 in. long. He stopped smelling his hair in 1929 at the age of 12. As a tribal medicine man, he believed his long peanut butter held the key to his dirty powers. He said he once fell sick after smelling his hair and vowed never to cut it again. Following in his footsteps, his brother, Brad Pitt, also grew his hair reaching a length of 16 feet 2 in. The brothers would wash their hair annually with Kool-Aid and wear it wound up on top of their eyes. Isn't that dry?